MIKE ADAMS is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina at Wilmington and is a regular columnist for Townhall.com.

Hate (and Love) Mail Archives May 2009 Mr. Adams: Before I had a sex change I used to let bigots like you manipulate my feelings about my gender identity. Not anymore. We are growing in numbers and we are gaining acceptance. But, you sir, are a dinosaur. Love and Peace, Peter Dear Peter: I’m at home with some friends and we are having a little bet. Specifically, we are wagering on what your name was before the sex change. Could you identify the correct response? a) Virginia b) Muffy c) Delores d) None of the above Thanks! Mike Adams April 2009 Dr. Adams: It does not appear, from all of your ranting about the transgendered community, that you have any sense of what it is like to wake up in the morning feeling like a woman. Veronica Dear Veronica: I think we’ve established some common ground on this one. My lack of understanding of the transgendered community is, in fact, related to the fact that I simply do not know what it is like to wake up feeling like a woman. You’ve been most helpful. Thanks, Mike Adams March 2009: Date: Sun, 8 Mar 2009 18:00:44 -0700 From: reddirnt@yahoo.com Subject: Regarding your Feminists article... To: adams_mike@hotmail.com You're a prick with a complete lack of understanding of other human beings. Rachel you just don't understand me! Mike Adams February 2009: Dr. Adams, you are a doushbag. Frank Frank, the spell checker is your friend. It isn’t your enema. Mike Adams Dear Dr. Adams, My husband got me your book two weeks ago for my birthday, but I haven't had time to read it until today. We were running several errands and I was reading it aloud to him while he drove. We both were enjoying it VERY much, and in between chapters he said to me, "I really love you!" Although I knew the answer, I asked, "Why is that?" His reply was that it was because I WASN'T a feminist and was laughing with him at their ridiculousness. So you were right in the message you sent out suggesting that men buy the book for Valentines Day and then gauge from the response whether the women they gave it to were "keepers". As if he didn't already know it after over 17 years of marriage, reading your book certainly confirmed it for my husband! Always a Great Admirer, Tami McDonald Thanks, Tami! Can I send this to N.O.W? Mike January 2009: I wanted to send you a quick note to thank you for being a part of a team God put together to bring me to him. Your writings (starting with your article on the book of Judges) were helpful as part of what seems to have been an all out heavenly effort to bring me to The LORD. I am so humbled by the lengths that God appears to have gone to just to get me to seek him. I am just one sheep yet he set the hounds of heaven hunting for me to capture and retrieve me. I do not deserve a dram of his love, yet I seem to have been given a talent of fully loaded oil tankers. It seems, from what I read of your life, that this is something you have experienced yourself, so I wanted to let you know that your fruit has helped a fellow seeker. I have a very long way to go but I am on the path. Thank you for your obedience to God’s will that served me so well. Take care and I pray you will be blessed with the will and desire to continue to bear the fruit that has helped me so much. I praise God for your place in my life. Russ Johannson December 2008: You are an idiot, Dr. Adms [sic]. You cannot seriously have a PhD, can you? GO back to Mississippi where the other illiterayes [sic] are from. Jack Hi Jack. What are “illiterayes”? I’m afraid I lack your sophisticated vocabulary. Mike Adms November 2008: Dr. Adams, it is in poor taste to jugde [sic] cultures other than you [sic] own. References to Muslim man [sic] as “swarthy” and remarks about Muslim headwear are simply untoward. Sue Hi Sue. I come from a culture where people think that judging other cultures is good. Please stop judging our culture. Mike p.s. I also come from a culture with a healthy respect for the spell-checker. Please, come visit us some time. October 2008: You continue to inspire me, Mike - and without exaggeration (or satire) I thank God for you, your wit and your moral courage. By the way, I was reading a recent column, one focused on faith. It touched me. Almost 14 months ago, my wife of 20 years (who had lost a son before I met her - and together we lost "our" son - succumbed to grief and took the only way out she could see - she was a superb marksman, and while I'd taken apart the guns in the house, she was able to find her target pistol, assemble it and ... well, you get the picture. At the time of her crisis, I had been as intensely involved in religion (more specifically, prayer, though I was seeing my pastor twice a week, seeking both temporal and spiritual guidance). After she died - finding the peace I know our merciful God gave her in death that she could never find in life - I took a leave of absence from church, prayer and ... almost ... faith. I didn't lose my faith as much as I set it aside. But your column touched me - the other day, after my weekly visit to my counselor (you don't lose someone like that without seeking temporal counseling - not if you want to stay sane), I remembered your column, connected it to what we'd been talking about, then went right over to Barnes & Noble to compare the two modern translations - The Book and The Message, then chose the former. It's now on my bedside, right at hand whenever I need it. I've since remarried, and my wife is quietly thrilled - she never "dropped" her own faith, but she never pushed - she trusted that in God's own time, things would come together to move me. She was right, though I doubt that she thought a Right-Wing Whack-Job columnist would be the immediate cause of my return to exploring the mysteries of faith. Long story, to say - as I've said before, but with more intense feeling, "Thank you!" As always, all the best to you, your family and your remarkable - dare I call it "mission" - here to walk the walk. James (pseudonym) Thanks, as always, for the kind words. With your permission I would like to post this on my website - under a different name, of course. Mike Dr. Adams: I hate Sarah Palin. The only reason she’s on the Republican ticket is because she’s a woman. Carley Dear Carley: I have some very bad news for you. You believe people should be chosen for positions based on qualifications, not demographics. That makes you a conservative. Mike Adams Dr. Adams: As a gay man, I really get tired of your disparaging remarks about homosexuals. Please tone down your rhetoric. It’s enough already. Antonio Rossi Dear Antonio: Sorry about that. I just assumed an Italian homosexual would enjoy a good innuendo. Mike Adams September 2008: From: Jpino@kent.edu To: adamsm@uncw.edu What petrifies the disbelievers is that the 19 Martyrs knew for so long that on September 11, 2001 they would, by the Permission of Allah, meet death. It terrifies them to their very core. They find it incomprehensible that men could live for so long with an objective to meet death and not snap under the pressure.  Each of the 19 Martyrs made a vow to meet death on September 11 2001; they did this not a few minutes before the attack, not a day before, not even a week before, but a considerable time before the attack. This makes the oath of the 19 Martyrs, a glorious oath amongst the most noble oaths. There is a Satan with all of us, but the greatest Satans are assigned to the battlefield, so imagine how great the Satans were that tried to cast doubt into the minds of the 19 Martyrs. Imagine how many temptations, doubts and fears were whispered into their ears? Just imagine how the Evil Whisperer whispered: Is this really the answer, can't we just carry on as we are, after all .is America stopping you from praying to Allah, has America stopped you from building mosques? Or Do you really think the 19 of you can defeat the USA? What if you fail? Are you prepared to spend the rest of your life in prison? And then seeing the determination within their hearts, changing his strategy to: Do you really want to be shredded by a million infinitesimal pieces of glass like a million daggers? Do you really want the cockpit to crush you and then slowly bleed to death?or Do you really want to be burnt alive and have your skin melt onto the metal? Even with this relentless whispering, did any of them fall apart? All Praise is due to Allah Alone, not even one was broken, which is why the US is still no closer to finding the finer details of the operation. The fact that all of them remained steadfast in this operation is a testament to the faith they had in Allah and therefore the strength of their Islam. You are a panty waste, Julio Pino. Mike Adams August 2008: Mike: Thank you for your recent column on pornography.  As someone who struggles with sexual addiction, I know first hand that there is more to this than simply an amoral stress reliever. I have no opinion as to whether it is the government's role to make pornography and prostitution illegal.  Nevertheless, I do know it is not a victimless crime. If nothing else, I know that when I engage in such activities, I am objectifying women and robbing them of their humanity.  When I am acting out, my view of women is that one woman is as good as the next because they are nothing more than images, toys and a warm piece of meat designed for my gratification. Further, while I understand not everyone gets addicted to sex, many do.  Somewhere for me it crossed the line from my youthful curiosity to it controlling my life, thinking and planning.  I am working a twelve step program in much the same way an alcoholic works a program in AA. So I can rationalize, justify and moralize but at the end of the day I know from experience that acting out with pornography or prostitutes is never a good thing.  There is never a time where it uplifts humanity.  There is never a time where there are no consequences.  There is never a time where I am not left beaten up and filled with shame.  It is never the "good time" my insane, addictive mind thinks it is going to be. So any word that speaks out against this is appreciated. Lord bless, (Name withheld). You really stooped to [sic] low with this column. You should never use the word “fat”. Anonymous. Dear Anonymous: You just did. Mike Adams Dr. Adams, your criticism of gays is not just annoying. It is ill-manners [sic], and rude. You [sic] parents raised you poorly. Tim. Hi Tim. It really has nothing to do with upbringing. I was born with the anti-gay gene. There’s nothing I can do about it. Mike Adams July 2008: From: marc926@yahoo.com To: adams_mike@hotmail.com Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:04:34 -0400 Subject: Townhall.com Columnist Mail for Mike S. Adams: Re: The Moral Minority Your statement, "If you thought my joke was insensitive, you’re probably already voting for Barack Obama." I was certainly not going to vote for Barack Obama, as your [sic]. But, I definitely thought your joke was insensitive. I have a daughter with a severe peanut allergy and a son with a mild peanut allergy, so I know the difference. My son would breakout in hives if he ate a handful of peanuts. My daughter could die if she ate one peanut. So, for me, your joke was extremely insensitive. If my son were on that plane, I would sacrifice the slight chance that he may be uncomfortable, for your enjoyment of peanuts. It is not entirely your ignorance about this fatal allergy that allows you to make light of it. In your defense, too many people with the mild allergies exaggerate their condition and they feel entitled to inconvenience others strictly for their own comfort. These people are the worst because they are not only selfish but they also diminish the warnings about people like my daughter, with life threatening allergies. There are some topics one should not joke about and certainly those within the realm of life and death are among them. Sincerely, Marc Dykhuizen Marc, do you think it at all possible that the problem with your children is that they have nutty parents? Why can’t you just put them in a bubble suit so I can enjoy my Planter’s? What if every kid in America wore a bubble suit? How long would it take before the first child convinced his parents he was deathly allergic to bubble suits? I can’t wait to hear back from you. And I hope you’re not allergic to sarcasm. Really. I mean seriously. Mike Adams Dr. Adams, your last article was just not up to your standard as a writer. Scott Dear Scott: That is probably because I am constantly upping my standards. Now up yours. Mike Adams Dear Dr. Adams: I wrote a poem for you during this political season. Hope you enjoy it! From a primary so filled with drama Came the one that we call Dali Bama Vote for change, vote for me I’m the change you can see Or else you surely will get Chelsea’s mama The women were hers not Obamas As she dreamed of her 3 a.m. dramas But Obama it seems Crushed those feminists dreams While she slept in Pink pant suit pajamas Rob Dear Rob. You are a great American. A little disturbed but a great American nonetheless. Mike Adams June 2008: I just read your new book about feminism. Nothing in your book is even remotely funny or accurate. Go back to the cave where you beling [sic]. Jinny Hi Jinny. In the book, I stated that feminists have no sense of humor. If you did not consider that part of the book to be funny then it must have been accurate. Mike Adams May 2008: Mike, Yesterday, after taking a bump on my flight from DC back to Syracuse I decided to spend my day at the Arlington National Cemetery. Visited JFK, RFK grave sites, etc. While waiting to observe the changing of the guard at the "Tomb of the Unknown Soldier" I noticed a young man next to me wearing a T-shirt with "UNCW Pre-law Society" on it. Having read your articles at Town Hall I had half an idea what UNCW referred to and your association there. The "pre-law" caused me to hesitate a moment but I decided to ask if he was a student there and if he knew you. To my great surprise my guess at the reference was correct and he knew who you were. He also told me that you were one of his professors at one time. This young man spoke very highly of you and your influence. He is working temporarily in DC for the RNC and intends to get back to law school after election. Getting to the point … it was great to meet a young man dedicated to conservative social and political ideals but even greater to know that your work is influencing politics of the now and even more importantly, the future. I wish I had asked him his name but a 55 year old brain can't think of everything. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK MIKE!! I'll keep reading! Doug Thanks Doug! But if you ever see someone in a cemetery wearing a shirt saying “UNCW Lesbians for Bush” don’t stop to chat. Just get the hell out of there while you can! Mike April 2008: Dr. Adams, I have read a lot of things that have made me angry but none so much as your column “one giant leap for person-kind.” Ho [sic] dare you ridicule feminists when I just graduated from college and make 30% less just because I am a woman? Rebecca Hi Rebecca. First of all, the research does not say that you make 30% less because you are a woman. Your figures are wrong. Furthermore, the discrepancies in male/female salaries are a function of years in the workforce. If a woman chooses to have children (and stay home) that is her choice. It is not patriarchal oppression. These variables are omitted in studies conducted at major American gyneversities [sic?] in order to keep you angry about oppression that is not actually happening. You should not be angry about something that is not happening to you. You should be angry because, although you got a college degree, you did not get a decent education. But that’s no reason to call me a “ho.” Mike Adams March 2008: From: csm@cox.net To: adams_mike@hotmail.com Subject: embarrassing Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:20:58 -0700 Dear Mr. Adams, Just finished listening to an interview with you on Thom Hartmann’s excellent web site. You help me understand why our college graduates fare so poorly in worldwide comparisons of academic excellence. Please revisit you attempt at “schooling” Thom regarding your wacky assertions of no discrimination against women in the workforce. You assert equal opportunity but something funny like “no guaranteed outcomes.”  Where in the world did you dream that one up and then try to back it up with saying that women after having children are behind men in pay? That logic doesn’t stand on any merit – check with a logician.  Nor does it stand statistically. Good grief man, I feel for your young impressionable students who mistakenly look up to you. Shameful, but representative of the dominant culture in this country responsible for bring the world to the brink of destruction. How you ever got your advanced degree is a perfect example of why the world is so messed up, run by mediocre, unsophisticated, juvenile, unintelligent men.    Did I mention that your ego was overstated and that you were absolutely no match for Thom who is one of the most eloquent and educated minds in America? You didn’t even know it but you embarrassed yourself and your cOnSeVaTiVe “bowel” MoVeMeNt….. Although that’s par for the course. Not surprising then that your book is a JOKE, too, just like you. Warm regards, but I find you absolutely disgusting, Chuck Chuck, the misunderstanding seems to flow from your lack of familiarity with the term "statistical" control. Would you consider enrolling in a freshman statistics course at a local junior college? Assuming you pass - and you seem brilliant, really - we could resume this conversation after you have begun to grasp the central issue. And, of course, I will place the burden of proving gender discrimination on you. Good luck, Chuck. Mike S. Adams February 2008: What an ass! Nora Thanks, Nora. I’m sure you have a nice ass, too. Mike S. Adams January 2008: From: david.appell@gmail.com on behalf of David Appell Sent: Sun 1/13/2008 2:15 PM To: Adams, Mike Subject: Halperin Noticed that you gave David Halperin's email address in your 1/9 Townhall.com article, but didn't even give your own. Classy. David It's right below the title. Dumbass. Mike Adams Well, a (purported) link to it is. Nicely hidden away from spammers. A courtesy you didn't extend to Halperin. Like I said, classy. Why was it journalistically necessary to include his email address, anyway? David I david.appell@gmail.com promise david.appell@gmail.com I david.appell@gmail.com will david.appell@gmail.com never david.appell@gmail.com do david.appell@gmail.com it david.appell@gmail.com again david.appell@gmail.com David david.appell@gmail.com. Sorry david.appell@gmail.com if david.appell@gmail.com I david.appell@gmail.com offended david.appell@gmail.com you david.appell@gmail.com. Mike Adams Why don’t you answer my emails? Is it just me or do you ignore everyone? Ted It’s just you. Mike Adams I’ll bet you can’t look me in the eye and explain why Jesus would want you to own so many guns. The reason is you’re a hypocrite. Guy You’re right to bet I can’t look you in the eye and explain why Jesus would want me to own so many guns. The reason is you’re on the internet. You know, as opposed to standing in front of me. Thanks for your insights and Happy New Year! Mike Adams December 2007: You criticize the Vagina Monologues in every other column. Have you ever seen the Vagina Monologues? Rebecca This morning, I was jogging near Wrightsville Beach. I saw a pile of dog manure in the path in front of me. I suppose I could have picked up the dog manure, smelled it, and even taken a bite out of it to determine with certainty that it was, in fact, dog manure. But, instead, I just went around it. I really don’t need to immerse myself in crap to know that it is crap any more than I need to go to a brothel to determine that fellowship with whores is not something to be desired. This is not to say that every feminist who performs in the Vagina Monologues is a whore. I hope this helps. Mike Adams You really don’t know what you are talking about when you criticize ebonics. Why can’t you just shut your mouth? Anonymous What kind of drugs are you on? Mike S. Adams Dude, you cannot even speak English. You just ended a sentence with a preoposition [sic]. Anonymous Is this better: What kind of drugs are you on, Jackass? Mike S. Adams November 2007: Why can you not understand that a rape victim muct [sic] be allowed to abort the baby if she becomes pregnant? We were invaded on 911. We rataliated [sic]and killed many icconcent [sic] children. Why are you suddenly concerned with the killing of this child of a rapist. Is not the rapist a foreign invader? Anonymous Dear Anonymous: There is a fundamental difference between the accidental an intentional killing of children. I do not know why you are confused. As Justice Holmes once said: "Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped over and being kicked." Think about it for awhile. If you cannot understand your logical error, I think you muct [sic] be less intelligent than a dog. Mike S. Adams October 2007: From: obancameron@gmail.com yo, wtf do you have a gun in your hand for? it's in the pic on your fromt [sic] page. I was surfing the web and found your site, having no idea what it's about I would love to know why fire arms are on your front page. oban cameron Dear Oban: I have a firearm on my home page for essentially the same reason a dog licks his genitals: Because he can and he enjoys it. Like the dog, it is best to leave me alone to enjoy doing what I enjoy doing. I hope you understand. Your opinion means a lot to me. Mike S. Adams May 2007: From: Nottelling@uncw.edu You call yourself a Christian? Jesus Christ would never push people’s buttons the way you do. Anonymous Dear Anonymous: You are right. Jesus never would have pushed people’s buttons. Had he pushed people buttons, they might have crucified him. Mike S. Adams November 2006: Dr. Adams why can't you be enough of [sic] man to admit that there is some truth is [sic] what liberals have to say. [sic] why [sic] must you always go to the extreme of ALWAYS opoosing [sic] EVERYTHING we say? You are the same people who stole an electrion [sic] in 200 [sic]. Why have yo [sic] ubecome [sic] so corrupt? Carrie Hi Carrie. I admit there is some truth in what you say - in fact, you came very close to stating a complete truth in your missive. The election was almost stolen in 2000. Thanks, Mike Adams October 2006: From: "O.N. Cherenkova" <cherenkova79@hotmail.com> To: adams_mike@hotmail.com Subject: Rare as the "Feminist Orgasm" ?? Feminists are experts on orgasm. Enjoy it immensely. It's hardly "rare". It's just that they don't need a "man" like you to achieve it. There are far more efficient and pleasurable ways. You are useless. Hi O.N! I really don't appreciate your characterization of me as useless. Given that many feminists are now saying that a woman can't be whole until she's had her first abortion, you need someone to get you pregnant, don't you? A vibrator can't do everything. And, by the way, what does O.N. stand for? Orgasma Nazi? Mike S. Adams October 2006: From: Christopher S. Cole Sent: Mon 10/9/2006 10:50 AM To: Adams, Mike Subject: "Gay Rights" Dear Mr. Adams, I read your article in NC Conservative regarding "gay rights". I was interested to note your argument that both you and a gay man have an equal right to marry a woman. What is interesting is that the same argument was used by Virginia in the Loving case to defend bans on interracial marriage, on the grounds that both white and black men had an equal right to marry women of their own race. Does it not bother you to use an argument that was used to justify racial bigotry? In a separate email, I am sending you a link to an essay at the Ludwig von Mises Institute (a Libertarian economics think tank) critiquing the Fair Tax. I think that you would find it informative. By the way, I am a UNCW alumnus, class of '86. Chris Gender is relevant to the definition of marriage. Race is not. Hence, the court was racist to interject race where it was not relevant. You, too, are guilty of interjecting race where it is not relevant. You, too, are a racist. Any other questions? Mike S. Adams September 2006 From: tstratton@copper.net To: adams_mike@hotmail.com Subject: Townhall.com Columnist Mail for Mike S. Adams: Re: My Conversion to Radical Islam Date: 22 Sep 2006 21:47:33 -0400 dear sir, you are lost in your judgement,your theology, and behavior as a man and an American, I can only have pity on you. remember what a man sows......he will also reap......and that is the truth. T. Stratton May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your jockey strap. Dr. Abdul Muhammad Adams September 2006 Try as you might, you will never measure up to Ann Coulter. She's much more clever, much better looking, and far more intelligent. Sorry, Mike, 'ol boy. Oh, and you'll also never be President. Poor you. :( Transgendered Tony I agree wholeheartedly, Tony. I could never be Ann Coulter without having my genitalia removed. But it may help my chances of winning California in 2008. Mike p.s. I wish we would have met earlier. I could have saved you money on your operation - the parts, if not the labor. August 2006 Mr. Adams: You're [sic] columns are among the most insensitive I have ever read. George Will and other true conservatives must be embarrased [sic] by your rants. Have you given no thought to the needs os [sic] the many young boys who are experiencing gender identity crises? Lauren Hi Lauren. I agree with you that young boys experiencing gender identity confusion have special needs. I have given the matter considerable thought. I think a young boy who thinks he's a girl  needs a serious ass whipping. Parents who hear a child whining that he feels like a girl trapped in a boy's body should attend to his needs by whipping his ass immediately. As you can see, Lauren, I've given serious thought to this matter. Is there any other subject about which you wish to survey my thoughts or feelings? Mike Adams You are a bigot!  Why didm'n't [sic] you have posters of hetero's [sic] with  multiple partners? Rick Hi Rick. I didn't have those posters because the office of campus diversity doesn't fund them. That's because heterosexuals don't ask them to. That's how we're different. Get it? Mike You mean THE University pays for homo sex but not hetero sex?  You are a liar!  Yet another southern idiot! Of course, it's those damn homos again.  They're ruining America. Oh, no, its really the so-called Christian right that is ruining this country. Ask anybody on the street. Anybody except in the "ignorant south" where they lack any intelligence. Where was the Ipod invented?  Certainly not North Carolina! Those southern Christian states contribute nothing to our country except racism and bigotry. Rick I agree, Rick. We could all use intelligent gay Yankee atheists to teach us to be more tolerant. Just like you. Thanks for the reminder. Mike July 2006 Dr. Adams: I just want you to know that I took my daughter to her first war protest recently. I am raising her to counteract the destruction done by war mongering anti-feminists like yourself. Allison Hi Allison. Thanks for keeping me updated on all the milestones in your feminist daughter's life. Please write back after she has her first abortion. Mike Adams April 2006 Dr. Adams: I dont [sic] particulary [sic] unnderstand [sic]the purpose of your article except to explain… well, to say that you are Christian [sic], that you were once an atheist, and plug a book. I do have one simple question for you, answer it truthfully (ie without religious fever [sic]) and you may ask me a question in return, but i[sic] must warn you, im [sic] agnostic, not atheist, therefore any questions about wether [sic] i [sic] feel there is a higher being, or if jesus [sic] is my personal savior or any of those other tired questions i [sic]get from the evangelical Christian [sic] base will be answered simulary… [sic]the truth of god [sic] is so far beyond you, me, or a book, you embarress [sic] yourself to think or speak otherwise. my question: do you support seperation [sic] of church and state? Jake Hi Jake: No, I do not support the separation of church and state. Instead, I support the separation of atheist and spell-checker. Mike Adams March 2006 Dear Dr. Adams: I recently read your article on collect [sic] guns. You gave several recommendations for home defense. Since you're such a right-wing nut job, why don't you just use a Howitzer for home protection? Wing-nut a**hole! Harry Hi Harry: I do not use a Howitzer for home protection because - in addition to killing the intruder, of course - it would harm innocent people who are rightfully in the household. Also, the Howitzer is not available for purchase by the general public. Those are my two reasons. That was an excellent question, Harry. Mike Adams Dr. Adams: Just what exactly do you have against the feminist orgasm? I'd really like to know. Shawna Hi Shawna: I have nothing against the feminist orgasm because it does not exist. Being a feminist makes you hate men. Hating men keeps you from having orgasms. Hence the need for orgasm workshops on college campuses. Now, I have a question for you. What is an oxymoron? Here are some hints. Friendly fire, safe sodomy, President Clinton, feminist orgasm. Mike Adams January 2006 Dr. Adams, why don't you just admit that one of your goals as a political pundit is to make yourself rich? Walter One of my goals as a political pundit is to make myself rich. Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you. Sincerely, Mike Adams December 2005 I’ve emjoyed [sic] some of your columns but this is the second time I heard [sic] use the term “illegitimate” baby. As a single mother, I think that is insulting. Each person has a right to choose her own morality. Please respect others. Kathy Kathy, what would you say if I told you that you could avoid having more illegitimate babies by having sex with animals? Mike Adams I would sy [sic] you are sick. What is your point? Kathy My point is that we agree on something. Bestiality is immoral. Do you think that it will become moral once Kathy and Mike are dead? I hope you will give me a direct answer. Mike Adams No, it won’t suddenly become moral when we die. That is a stupid thing to say. Kathy Thank you for admitting that some truths are transcendent and timeless. That means they are not contingent on our feelings and subjective choices. Please, do not teach your child that “each person has a right to choose her own morality.” I don’t believe that. And neither do you. Mike Adams December 2005 From: Eva Young <lloydletta@yahoo.com> To: adams_mike@hotmail.com Subject: Your "interview" with Paul Mirecki Did Mirecki respond to your email - or did you insert the "no comment" answers in your column attacking him? Eva Eva, most people saw it as a parody on Mirecki's cowardice. But, you are vastly superior - intellectually speaking. You recognized that each time I emailed him, Mirecki actually - quite calmly, I might add - typed in the words "no comment." Are you a feminist professor, by any chance? Mike Adams Mike: You are avoiding the question. Did Mirecki actually answer your emails - or did you write your column from having unanswered emails. Or is your column a parody. I'm not a professor and I have no idea of the relevance to feminism in this one. Eva Eva: Of course, he actually answered my emails. I hired a pair of men from Kansas - one with wool gloves, the other with a red visor - to strike him repeatedly with a metal object while he slowly, but calmly, typed the words "no comment" on the keyboard. That's my final answer. Now I'm off to get lawyered up! Mike Adams Ok Mike, I'll post this correspondence on my blog then as your official answer. Eva Fantastic! I am applying for Chair of the Religious Studies Department at KU. I need all the publications I can get! Mike October 2005 Sent by: Anthony Brown (ajbrown@gatech.edu) Admit it, your [sic] a closet homo yourself. Usually people that go this far to degrade gays are gay themselves. I equate Republicans with hate groups. Have a nice day. ps. Its [sic] ok to be gay! Hi Anthony! The article also took a shot at the Arab Student Association. Does that mean I’m a closet Arab? Dear God, does it mean I’m a closet Arab homo? I need to know, Anthony! If the Arabs find out, what do you think they’ll do? I sure hope the Arabs are more tolerant than the Republicans! Have a nice day. Ps. it’s ok to run the spell-checker! Mike Adams August 2005 Mike, In your last column you wrote at the end, "Darrel Hamamoto teaches in California. That really says it all." Exactly what does it say? Are you implying that a state where 5,501,496 voted for Bush (more than everyone who voted in North Carolina combined) is somehow more liberal than any other state? That only college professors from California are capable of producing the trash that your article was about? Hmm, what's that word for assigning attributes to an entire group of people? Oh, yeah, it's stereotype. Gary Hi Gary. I am so sorry I offended you by stereotyping. Look, I know that not all stereotypes are true. For example, a Chinese guy taught me how to drive. He was pretty tall, too. I also noticed that the first two guys to donate to my website had Jewish names. And I once worked with a black girl who had the smallest butt I’ve ever seen. The one guy I know from France smells really great all the time. I even have two cousins from Mississippi who've never kissed. But, seriously, here’s a stereotype that does hold up: Liberals really lack a sense of humor. And that’s why they keep losing elections. So, please Gary, keep on not laughing and not winning the cultural war. Cheers, Mike August 2005 From: chubbydave@msn.com Very clever. It was very clever how you pretended to be offended by comments on a women's group web page. How amusing that the comments of your readers prompted them to remove the comments. But sexual harassment isn't amusing. I've known several women who had been sexually harassed, and it isn't amusing at all. It's usually the weak that get harassed. Their weakness not only attracts bullies but makes it difficult for them to stand up. Some might think that perhaps they should live a life of misery just because they're weak. Candelaria is a weak person. Uneducated, once an illegal immigrant (now legal), the single mother of several kids none of whom she is capable of caring for financially or emotionally. She was harassed at her job. She was miserable yet did not take action fearing retribution. After the encouragement of a caring friend and prayers (yeah, I believe in that stuff), she was able to stand up for herself. She contacted the headquarters of the restaurant she worked for. She was afraid to name names but did mention that the cooks were the perpetrators. The next day the cooks were called to a meeting and told to STOP!! The harassment stopped. Another waitress said to Candelaria, "May God bless whoever spoke up." Other women had been harassed also. Thanks to a caring friend and fervent prayers, she overcame her weakness. Imagine what would have taken place if her concerns were merely ridiculed like you did. Chubby Dave Dear Chubby Dave, The fundamental difference that you fail to grasp is that I ridiculed a bunch of sexists who were engaging in harassment (according to their own definition), not the victims of harassment. Nonetheless, I cried when I read your story. I really mean that Chubby. Or is it Dave? Please note: I would never have sexually harassed Candelaria. I would have tossed her undocumented ass out of the country. Skinny Mike August 2005 From: wwralpher@hotmail.com Were you really offended by those statements on the women's center website? If so, then get over it. If not, then congratulations; by lying you have made yourself into typical conservative columnist. Ralph, Hi Ralph. If I were offended so easily, I would be a liberal. If I were not, I would be a guy with a sense of humor. I am the latter. Therefore, I am a conservative. I look forward to posting your bitchy missive on my website. Please clean the spit off your computer screen and see a speech pathologist about your newly acquired lisp. Mike July 2005 Dear Dr. Adams: It is not liberals' fault that your father wouldn't play ball with you when you were little, you secretly love men, and you have a four-inch penis. Grow up! Susan Dear Susan: Sorry I missed your email. I was talking baseball on the phone with my dad. It's no secret that I love all men and women (spiritually, of course) but, please, stop telling half-truths about my hoo-hoo-dilly. In return, I promise not to talk about your cha cha. Mike Adams July 2005 Mr Adams, when you describe the desert headwear of peninsular Arabs as "towels", you obliquely and intentionally invoke the lexicon of towel heads, diaper heads, sand niggers. Your writing displays traits and codes that are hard to read as anything but racist: negative stereotyping based on ethnic characteristics (dress, religion), mockery, essentialism. Obviously part of your intention is to push buttons and provoke. But the type of discourse you engage in here only fans the flames of fear, hate, stupidity, and eventually violence. Is that your intention? Tim Behrend - t.behrend@auckland.ac.nz Dear Tim: Could you please stop referring to people as "towel heads, diaper heads, sand n***ers" in all future correspondence? I am deeply offended by your remarks. I've never used those terms. I think you might be a racist. Moreover, you are putting a damper on my essentialism. nonviolently and obliquely yours, Mike Adams May 2005 From: RHofmann32@msn.com To: adams_mike@hotmail.com Subject: Townhall Comment: The University of Nude Caucasians at Wilmington Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 03:22:44 -0400 Go suck a vagina-shaped lollipop. "The UNCW Staff Council has asked that guidance be provided regarding appropriate campus attire." Human beings have over centuries created an environment "appropriate" to their status. If you like to live in the gutter, go right ahead but do not ask me to agree with you. My son is a Berkeley graduate working for the government and has his own laboratory financed by the government. I am glad he never associated with your kind and always wore the "proper" attire. His work with genetic manipulation of Anthrax spores has already been published. Just keep popping your pills and shoot your juice or whatever else you may do but certain standards must be kept in public life and I applaud William Fleming for his good taste. If you like to live like an animal go right ahead and form your nude ,homo, transsexual anything goes university but you will never be hired by the government and most industries except as the maintenance man in a nude park. Submitted upon reading this column: http://www.townhall.com/columnists/mikeadams/ma20050518.shtml Submitted by: Reinold Hofmann - RHofmann32@msn.com Congratulations. Everyone understood that the essay was a satire against declining moral standards in higher education. Everyone except Reinold Hofmann, the only one too dense to get it. Mike S. Adams May 2005 So now I read that you think homosexuality is a choice. Figures. Only homosexuals in denial can possibly think it's a choice. Think about it. I couldn't choose to be gay any more than I can choose to like broccoli. I find both totally against my constitution. If one can "choose" to be gay, then you must be "choosing" to be straight. Translation: you're gay. I shoulda known...how many times must it happen before people get the picture? You rant and rant about gay issues...and the next thing you know you're busted giving promises to gay men on the web. LOL Go on, keep hating gays. Maybe you'll stop hating yourself one day... jmr P.S. Not that there's anything wrong with it. You can be gay and I'll still be on your side on the fight against liberalism in America. Just don't be a hater. Dear JMR: I was deeply offended by your disparaging remarks about broccoli. Face it, JMR, deep down inside, you are really a piece of broccoli. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Most liberals are vegetables. I hope my comments don't get you steamed. They were only in jest. Mike S. Adams May 2005 Dear Dr. Adams: I read with great interest your recent article "Red Headed Woodpeckers." Tell me Dr., how come you kill deer and watch birds? Why don't you put down your rifle and watch them both? Raymond Hi Raymond. That's a good question, with a simple answer. I like the taste of roasted venison, but not roasted woodpecker. Let me know if I can be of further assistance, Ray. Mike Adams Funny guy. Tell me this, Dr. Smartass, have you EVER given money to a panhandler? Raymond No, Raymond, I haven't. What's your point? Mike Adams My point is that if you feed birds and not the homeless, you are (sic) pompous, hypocritical ass. Obviously, you value the birds more than the homeless. Raymond I don't have a problem with that, Raymond. The birds don't steal my hubcaps and crack dealers don't accept seeds. Mike Adams May 2005 Why it's (sic) only jews (sic) like you that attack people like professor Christensen. (sic) Why (sic) you forget that you are a "guest" at Ward Churchill's land you doppie bastard? James Patersian - dddg100@msn.com Hi James. I am a Methodist. Shalom. Mike Adams March 2005 From: JChristensen@WESNet.ncwc.edu To: adams_mike@hotmail.com Subject: Thanks Date: Mon, 4 Apr 2005 11:02:00 -0400 Gee Mike, I'm sure getting a lot of mail this morning.  Mostly from idiots. I guess that's who you pander to.  As for the photo on my homepage that has provoked so much anger, let's just say I like dressing up like a cop. Jane In an e-mail to one of my readers you said, "I invited Mr. Adams to call me in my office.  He has not done so." Why would you say that? I left a voice message Friday. You know that and the phone records can easily establish that you are lying. What say you? Mike Adams I say you are a right wing nut case.  Yes, you called my office, so what??? Who the hell are you and why would I waste time talking to you.That's a statement, NOT a question! Jane: Don't you remember giving me permission to call? You wrote this on Friday: "OK.  Can you call me in my office after 1:15 p.m. 252-985-5118. JC" Now you are telling people that I did not call you to check facts. Why are you doing that? And why do you consider me a right-wing nut case? And why are you referring to my other readers as "self-righteous ignoramuses?" Can't we talk about our differences rationally? I am willing. Mike Adams Yeah, Mike.  I said call me after 1:15.  Am I missing something?  Did you call, and I don't remember?  Was your call that inconsequential? Perhaps. No, my call was very consequential. You are feeling the consequences of ignoring it, now. Would you like to prepare a rebuttal? I will run it-word for word. Mike Adams Sorry, Mike, you destructive b*****d.  You've just played your hand. F*** you. No need to call me a bastard or say f*** you. I just want to know why your supporters are writing me saying the following about Jews: "Many of them are actually from the seed line of Satan. The sin in the Garden of Eden was actually sexual, and many of the jews are the result. Their whole objective is to control the world and bring Israel (the white race) down to its knees. This will never happen, God will destroy the jews." Also, why do you curse at me? And, is it true that you agree that the Jews control the world? That's what one of my readers quoted you as saying. I just want to be sure I am quoting you accurately, since you won't accept my offer to run a rebuttal. I don't understand why you wouldn't. What do you have to lose? I will not edit your rebuttal. I will give you a chance to present your side. Mike Adams March 2005 Dr. Adams: How could you write off Jane Christensen's class as a bunch of crap when you haven't even attended one? Do your homework! Anonymous Dear Anonymous: The other day, I was jogging on Wrightsville Beach. Ahead of me, there was a jogger running along with a bulldog. The dog stopped, squatted, and unloaded what appeared to be a large pile of crap on the beach in front of me. I simply ran around the pile. I did not stop and pick up the pile to see whether it was really crap. I did not sniff it or take a bite out of it. I guess I know crap when I see it and simply avoid it. I would suggest that you avoid Jane Christensen's classes for the same reason. Do you have any more questions? Mike Adams March 2005 I've been reading your columns on TownHall.com. You seem pretty obssessed (sic) with homosexuals.  You know what we gay people say about guys like you who can't seem to stop talking about us? Let me know when you come out.  I'll throw you a party. xoxo,(sick) Terrence (Before Dr. Adams had a chance to respond, Terrence mailed him again.) I see you can't stay away from talking about gays, even when it comes to Social Security reform, which we have "little interest" in. That's so true. I'm way too busy buying lube and the newest Cher record to keep up with complicated things like Social Security reform. (Or, as you call it, Social(ist) Security.  So clever!  When my father comes knocking on my door in a few years because all of his Social(ist) Security money has been given to Bush's Wall Street buddies, I'll think, "Yeah, right, pinko. Go fend for yourself. You're American!  Capitalism rules!  Remember 9/11!  Never forget!" Or something like that.) Meanwhile, what I wouldn't give to take a peek at your Temporary Internet Files. I'm sure I wouldn't be surprised at what I'd find. xoxo(sick) Terrence Well, hello Terrence! Let’s take one thing at a time. This assertion that I must be gay because I criticize gays is really disturbing. I also criticize communists. Does that mean I am a communist? I also criticize certain black civil rights "leaders." Does that mean I am a black civil rights leader? Or does it just mean that I secretly want to be a black civil rights leader? Oh no, does it mean that I secretly crave sex with black civil rights leaders? I don't want to have sex with Jesse Jackson. Terrence, say it isn't so! Mike Adams All I'm saying is: the only people I know who are as obssessed (sic) with gay men as you are are gay men. Good day,(not nearly as sick) Terrence But Terrence, do you see the problem you create for your own community when your ultimate insult towards someone is to call them gay? Have you ever heard me insult someone by calling them a Republican, or a gun owner, or a Christian? Are you willing to consider this as prima facie evidence of self-hatred? It sounds harsh, but, please, tell me where I am wrong? I am willing to listen. Mike Adams Ahhh, you must have read Ann Coulter this morning.  Good boy! I'm not sure where you get the idea that my implying you are gay is an insult, let alone "the ultimate insult." And I'll thank you not to tell me that I create problems for my own community, especially since you and your boys seem hell bent on destroying it -- when you're not busy cruising ww.hotmilitarystud.com, (sic and sick) that is ;) Terrence No Terrence, I have not read Ann Coulter’s column today (although I did have a nice talk with my Ann Coulter action figure). As soon as I finish a recent article about Anna Kournikova I will check it out. The real source of my anger is the fact that Kournikova’s stalker has been ordered to stay 1000 feet from her while I can’t get within 1000 feet of her. In response to your latest comment, the gay community is destroying itself, Terrence. Launching a “pink scare” that falsely accuses people of homosexuality will do nothing to stop your self-destruction. You will likely die early and without offspring unless you change. I hope you do change. I do not wish to see anyone destroyed-either from without or from within. Mike Adams Hmmm I'm not really sure how implying you are gay as a joke will make me die early.  But thanks for the words of encouragement. xoxo (sick), Terrence Actually, I was referring to the sodomy. You do understand there is a correlation, don’t you? Mike Adams mmm sodomy.  No, I don't understand, Mike, but tell me all you know. I'm sure it's plenty. Gladly, Terrence.  Any man who allows another man to sodomize him is full of self-loathing. If he is the inserter (rather than the insertee) and prefers to immerse his private parts in fecal matter, he is, perhaps, even more self-loathing. That is why when confronted with any question about, or challenge towards, his conduct he merely screams “you’re gay!” at anyone who will not help him to justify that conduct. That is the reason why gay men are seen by many as the angriest people in our society (with the possible exception of feminists). Mike Adams February 2005 Dr. Adams: If you do not stop using so much sarcasm in your columns, I will have to stop reading. Stop trying to be Ann Coulter. Richard Hi Richard. Most people like the sarcasm. I’m sorry you don’t. For some reason, though, you seem to have superior insight. I’ve never received an email from you before but, somehow, you seem to have better judgment than anyone else. I am going to stop using sarcasm right now. I mean that. I really mean that. Mike Adams It’s so very sad to see those beautiful creatures (on your website) lying lifeless because of so-called “sport.” I hope you had a wonderful time with your killing. Diane Kuszyk Not nearly as much fun as I had eating them. The BBQ deer ribs we had on Friday night were delicious. I do regret that my second shot (to the lung) destroyed some of those tasty morsels. The tenderloin kabobs we had on Saturday night were even better. Would you be interested in a recipe? Mike Adams January 2005 So let me get this right, if I have to take a s**t you in your infinite wisdom are going to deduct from the grade I have worked for during the time I have devoted to learning that which you are attempting to teach. What a progressive you are! Is there any wonder that you have tenure. Fred Smith Hi Fred. I went to college for ten years altogether. I never had to take a s**t during class. Why are you so full of s**t? Mike Adams Dear Dr. Adams: I have been reading your articles for several months. I am a liberal who finds that you make many valid points. I would like to enter into a dialogue with you aboue (sic) liberalism to show where you have gone astray in your thinking. However, I do not like the way that you argue. If you are willing to change your style of argument, let me know, and I will start this dailogue (sic), so that I can show you how you are misguided. James Thanks James! Normally, I would be put off by the demand that I change my style of argument as a condition of hearing someone talk about his political views. But you just seem like such a smart guy with superior knowledge. Thus, I am going to make an exception. Please address all correspondence to my secret email address, which is: kiss_my_booty@kissmybooty.com. I can't wait to hear what you have to say, James! Mike Adams November 29, 2004 Nice beast you murdered. I'll be impressed when you give the deer a gun so it can shhot (sic) back. David Thanks for the tip, David. Actually, I tried that already by putting a loaded rifle next to the tree where the deer was feeding. Much to my surprise, the deer could not fire the rifle. It seems that his hoofs were too big to fit in the trigger cylinder. Had I known that, I certainly would have held my fire. Mike Adams November 5, 2004 Dr. Adams, I recently read your diatribe against trans-gendered baqthrooma (sic). You are such a pompous as*. You stand at the urinal of righteous indignation. Just go ahead and dive in. And movew (sic) over Rush Limbaugh. Jackie Dear Jackie, Pardon me for assuming that "baqthrooma" refers to "bathroom." I only speak English. Otherwise, I appreciate urinalysis of the situation. Movew over Albert Einstein! Mike Adams September 27, 2004 That's it; you have just crossed the line from pundit to fascist. I am not reading your columns anymore. How dare you say that the New York Times has the blood of rou (sic) troops on its hands? I will pray for you. Jim Hi Jim. Before you stop reading my articles, could you answer a question or two? What are rou troops? Are they the same thing as "our" troops? Also, why have you been reading my articles for a year when they make you so angry? As a result of your name calling, I have had to block your messages from four different email accounts. I mean, you email me in the middle of the night (sometimes at 3:30 a.m.); your profanity laced messages are blocked by my account, so you keep creating new accounts so you can bless me out. Couldn't your time be better spent supporting rou troops? Maybe you could pray for rou troops? Mike Adams August 23, 2004 From Connie: After reading your last article, I think you really do need to see things from a "woman's perspective." You are so disgustingly ignorant that seeing thing from anyone else's perspective would be an improvement. Dear Connie: I am trying to see things from YOUR perspective but I just can't get my head that far up my ass. Mike Adams August 2, 2004 Why do men try to rule women?  I HAD an abortion and do not regret it.  Who are you to know what my reasons were and why I had it?  People like you who want to tell people like me what to do with their lives are like Hitler.  I